From the episode "The Ocu or the Pado?"Berta: (To Charlie) I once loved a man who didn't love me back
Charlie: What did you do?
Berta: Ninety days in the county jail.
Charlie: What did you do?
Berta: Ninety days in the county jail.
From the episode "The Ocu or the Pado?"
Berta: (To Charlie) We all new this day would come.
Charlie: What day?
Berta: The day you stop manipulating and conning women; the day you dropped your guard and let an honest emotion into your heart.
Charlie: Well, that's a good day, right?
Berta: If you don't mind being some broad's prison bitch.
From the episode "Jockstrap In Hell"
(A rare visit to church with Charlie's girl d'jour)
Charlie: (To Berta) Why are staring at me?
Berta: I'm waiting for you to burst into flames.
(A rare visit to church with Charlie's girl d'jour)
Charlie: (To Berta) Why are staring at me?
Berta: I'm waiting for you to burst into flames.